Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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