So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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