This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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