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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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