I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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