I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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