Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize