You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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