And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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