Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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