do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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