if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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