Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
