I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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