So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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