Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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