i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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