i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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