if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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