are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cockslap morals
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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