Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have aggressive nipples.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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