Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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