My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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