Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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