epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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