He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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