Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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