we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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