I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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