Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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