I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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