I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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