he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
my poor anus
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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