once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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