You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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