Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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