Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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