Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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