I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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