I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize