Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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