Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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