Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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