I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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