Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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