wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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