How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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