First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
vagina is talking i cant
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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