a queef is a wish your heart makes.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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