i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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