apparently the secret to your success is patron
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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