Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just google imaged poop.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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