Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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