How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Shame is for Republicans.
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