just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
foreskin is a definite game changer
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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