i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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