I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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